Well almost … I wrote two words, a question mark and a sad smiley on it. (”zero points ? 
“)
It took fifteen minutes to work up the courage to hand it in (after I had sat there for an hour and a half wondering what the heck I’m supposed to have learnt again), and the look on the lecturer’s face when he took it … Ho. Ly. Cow. He was flabbergasted. Never in my life have I so desperately wanted to run far far away, dig a little hole for myself and hide in it until the world forgets who I am.
I knew it was bad, I just didn’t realise it was this bad.
There’s a first time for everything, I guess …
I am (honest to God, whatever that means) shivering right now. This is scary.
